Back at my rustic shack I encounter the welcome sight of my wife skinning up a fat one. One holiday on a gorgeous beach in Thailand I get out the heavenly warm sea and trundle back to the bungalow. I feel it is only right and proper that I start off with an anecdote about myself and the brown stuff. It will be cathartic for you and funny for everyone else.
I got shit on my mind torrent free#
Please feel free to squeeze out your own scat tales in the comment box below. Shit is funny and so for your delectation and delight this shitty year I`m going to tell a few shit stories. South Park got it completely right with Mr. Butt mustard, ass cakes, anus paste, brown sauce, black pudding, Tony Blair, Hershey squirts, chocolate fudge, man.ure united, number two, tubular stinks, anal seepage, your mother, are all hilarious when dropped casually into everyday conversation. Thirdly, shit provokes a marvelous response, it disgusts and it delights. And this all had to do with sublimation of anal eroticism and Bulgarians being famous sodomists. Freud also analyzed (pun intended) Balkan folklore and decided that if you dream of gold, you really want a shit. Secondly, Freud saw a profound connection between shit, humour and wealth (hence the common phrases “rolling in it” and “filthy rich”).
First off, it`s so important it has its own academic discipline, scatology or coprology. And so for my Christmas blog I thought I`d deal with the fascinating topic of shit and relate some of my own shit stories. For many people around the world 2009 was a truly shit year.
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